OOC: Drivers Education Syllabus
Jan. 1st, 2007 07:35 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
From the same school who brought you Darth Vader teaching ethics, here's an insane mercenary to whom totaling a car and having to crawl bleeding form the wreckage is a minor inconvenience teaching your children how to drive.
Week 1 - Meet and Greet
Week 2 - Yield Signs: The Most Useless of All Signs
Week 3 - The Speed Limit: It's Really More of a Suggestion Than a Law
Week 4 - In the Car: Part 1
Week 5 - You're Going the Wrong Way Stupid!: U-turns and U
Week 6 - In the Car: Part 2
Week 7 - Highway Driving: Why Are These Idiots on the Road?
MIDTERM BREAK
Week 8 - Road Rage: Why Other Drivers are Idiots and the Therapeutic Effects of Having a Gun in the Car
Week 9 - In the Car: Part 3
Week 10 - High Speed Chases from Authorities: How Not to Die in a Fiery Ball of Metal
Week 11 - TBA
Week 12 - In the Car: Part 4
Week 13 - Review session!
Week 14 - Final: Don't Screw This Up
Detentions: Actions that will get you a detention from Wade are pretty random. He might give a few out simply because he can and it's fun to torment the kids. I'll check with anyone OOC before handing one out.
Grades: Show up to class and don't crash the car, you'll probably get an A. Unless you've pissed him off in some way, then it might be a lower grade.
Teaching Assistant! Anyone interested, please leave a comment.
Week 1 - Meet and Greet
Week 2 - Yield Signs: The Most Useless of All Signs
Week 3 - The Speed Limit: It's Really More of a Suggestion Than a Law
Week 4 - In the Car: Part 1
Week 5 - You're Going the Wrong Way Stupid!: U-turns and U
Week 6 - In the Car: Part 2
Week 7 - Highway Driving: Why Are These Idiots on the Road?
MIDTERM BREAK
Week 8 - Road Rage: Why Other Drivers are Idiots and the Therapeutic Effects of Having a Gun in the Car
Week 9 - In the Car: Part 3
Week 10 - High Speed Chases from Authorities: How Not to Die in a Fiery Ball of Metal
Week 11 - TBA
Week 12 - In the Car: Part 4
Week 13 - Review session!
Week 14 - Final: Don't Screw This Up
Detentions: Actions that will get you a detention from Wade are pretty random. He might give a few out simply because he can and it's fun to torment the kids. I'll check with anyone OOC before handing one out.
Grades: Show up to class and don't crash the car, you'll probably get an A. Unless you've pissed him off in some way, then it might be a lower grade.
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Date: 2007-01-01 07:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-01 08:29 pm (UTC)Totally hired.