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From the same school who brought you Darth Vader teaching ethics, here's an insane mercenary to whom totaling a car and having to crawl bleeding form the wreckage is a minor inconvenience teaching your children how to drive.

Week 1 - Meet and Greet

Week 2 - Yield Signs: The Most Useless of All Signs

Week 3 - The Speed Limit: It's Really More of a Suggestion Than a Law

Week 4 - In the Car: Part 1

Week 5 - You're Going the Wrong Way Stupid!: U-turns and U

Week 6 - In the Car: Part 2

Week 7 - Highway Driving: Why Are These Idiots on the Road?

MIDTERM BREAK

Week 8 - Road Rage: Why Other Drivers are Idiots and the Therapeutic Effects of Having a Gun in the Car

Week 9 - In the Car: Part 3

Week 10 - High Speed Chases from Authorities: How Not to Die in a Fiery Ball of Metal

Week 11 - TBA

Week 12 - In the Car: Part 4

Week 13 - Review session!

Week 14 - Final: Don't Screw This Up

Detentions: Actions that will get you a detention from Wade are pretty random. He might give a few out simply because he can and it's fun to torment the kids. I'll check with anyone OOC before handing one out.

Grades: Show up to class and don't crash the car, you'll probably get an A. Unless you've pissed him off in some way, then it might be a lower grade.

Teaching Assistant! Anyone interested, please leave a comment.

Date: 2007-01-01 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] connernotconnor.livejournal.com
Interested in a TA who doesn't drive a car all that safely, and has more experience piloting giant city-stomping dinosaur-shaped assault vehicles, by any chance?

Date: 2007-01-01 08:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
Mindless destruction of public property using a dinosaur shaped mecha?

Totally hired.

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