Wade 'Deadpool' Wilson

Deadpool had a new gun.

Correction, Deadpool had a new gun and was itching to use it.

The gun in question was in his desk drawer, calling to him to be used. It was a siren song that he was finding hard to resist.

He was trying the Pippi approach today, deciding that if anyone gave him lip he'd try out his brand spanking new weapon on them. Probably not dirty.

The door was open for any visitors who he really hoped would give him lip. Okay, most likely dirty