Wade 'Deadpool' Wilson

Once Deadpool remembered he had an office, there he was. Playing minesweeper like a freakin' champ.

This attempt at beating his high score was, of course, ruined by the appearance of something small and anime-lookin' staring at him from the corner of his desk.

"...what? I don't have any food."

There was no response from the possible Pokemon.

"Do I need to shove you into a tiny ball or something? Use you to fight battles for me like Michael Vick? I could, I guess."

That would be the thing backing away slowly now.

"Come back! I need to kick that bastard Gary's bitch ass!"

[[...idek]]