Wade 'Deadpool' Wilson

So, he lived on the floor above the place, that meant Deadpool had free reign on the store. Really. Nothing at all off limits other than the shiny, shiny guns from the future that Nate used to illustrate how he was from the 90s and created by Liefeld. So, he was just going to stare at them and pine.

That was Deadpool's excuse for not noticing the small, green thing sneaking up on him. Not until it was too late and he'd already been bitten.

"Aw, c'mon! I have a healing factor! This isn't even fair!"

[NFI and establishy because I'm not that nice...]