Wade 'Deadpool' Wilson

Since he was moving, Deadpool needed to take care of a few things in the house. No, not the ballpit, that would stay. Call it a perk for the buyer.

No, he was cutting a hole in the ceiling of the living room to remove a cupcake that had been stuck there for a very long time and would stay stuck there if he had anything to do with it, damn it.

I know you think that I shouldn't still love you,
Or tell you that.
But if I didn't say it, well I'd still have felt it
where's the sense in that?

Oh yeah, and there was a soundtrack while he did it.

I know I left too much mess and
destruction to come back again
And I caused nothing but trouble
I understand if you can't talk to me again

It was really annoying. "Damn you snapshot of the scene in soundtrack form!"

Take your time, baby, your blood needs slowing down.
Breach your soul to reach yourself before you gloom.
Reflection of fear makes shadows of nothing, shadows of nothing.

"Wrong house! HA!"

Watch you go
I kept everything inside and even though I tried / it all fell apart
What it meant to me / will eventually / be a memory / of a time when I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

"Oh hell no! I will find out who is doing this and kill them, got it?"

I cheat to lose ya, ya, ya, YA YA
You can kick my ass
I cheat to lose

"...Better."