Wade 'Deadpool' Wilson

With a minion in tow, Deadpool quietly made his way into the house.

Damn it, he had wanted to be nicely drunk before talking to Arashi and, you know, crying like a little girl a lot. But noooooo. He was a responsible adult and had to make sure Rikku didn't die of alcohol poisoning. Or throw up in her sleep.

SIGH.

He set her on the couch, putting a blanket over her and a bucket on the floor by her head. (Ew.)

[[OOC: For rhe fake ninja hubby, Rikku modded with permission!]]