Wade 'Deadpool' Wilson

Upon waking up in Nate's bed, Deadpool realized two very important things.

One was that they hadn't actually gotten to the pizzas last night and he was freaking starving here. Sure the sex was nice and all, but food!

The other thing he realized was that Nate was a sprawler. And had his arm pinned to the bed. If only he could gnaw it off in order to get food...


[[For that one guy who is being likened unto a beartrap]]