Wade &#39;Deadpool&#39; Wilson

So, Kabuto had been ~~stalking~~ ~~tailing~~ following Yondaime, slinking from bush to bush and keeping him in view until he went into the house.

After waiting for him to come out for a while, the wee!ninja frowned and ran to the door of the house, carefully opening the door and pushing it open.

..Damn those squeaky hinges!

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Arashi looked up as the door opened again, kind of startled to see the young asian boy walk in. He blinked and looked back over at Wade. "Did we have another kid or something?"

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Wade stared at the kid as well. "Oh HELL no."

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Kabuto saw Yondaime and his eyes lit up. "Sensei!" he shouted gleefully, taking a flying leap up onto the couch and attempting to climb into the blond ninja's lap. "Sensei! I've gotten better!"

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"Uhh...."

There was a small boy that he didn't know climbing into his lap....

"That's good? Who are you?"

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Kabuto pouted. "Sensei! That's really mean!" He smiled brightly over at Deadpool. "Hi, Mister Deadpool! Are you comin' back to the bar later? I have to see if Mazzy'll let me help Setsuna!"

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"Well he didn't call either of us Daddy, so..." He poked the kid. "Who are you?"

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Kabuto looked exasperated. "Are you going blind? It's me! Kabuto!" He frowned at Deadpool. "Do you need glasses? I might."

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Arashi couldn't accept that this was Kabuto. He wasn't being sneaky, or trying to stab them, he was just being cute! ..Of course maybe that was his plan.

"..Well, we were testing you Kabuto. Good job..." he pondered a moment. "So what is it you were able to finally do?"

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"I hit the bullseye every single time!" Kabuto said gleefully, bouncing a little. "Well, except when I threw one at Suna. But I did that on purpose!!" He smiled brightly. "I did good, didn't I, Sensei?"

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"Sensei?" Deadpool was trying very hard not to laugh. So hard that he was snickering into his hand.

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Arashi smacked him on the back of the head and smiled brightly at Kabuto.

"That's great! But.. it's not so great that you threw one at Suna," whoever that was. "You shouldn't through kunai at others unless they are attacking you, or your mission involves attacking them."

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"But..." Kabuto looked up at him with big, innocent eyes. "But Orochimaru-sensei says that I should practice with moving targets."

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"Orochimaru-sensei," Wade chimed in. "Sounds like a sadist."

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Arashi snorted, then just laughed himself off of the couch. "He is!"

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"H-Hey!" Kabuto scrambled out of the way, then pounced on Arashi. "Don't talk like that!!" The childish fury in his face was adorable.

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Deadpool was so not about to help his ~~boyfriend~~ friend with his weetiny furious attacker. "Oh no! Run Arashi! Run!"

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Arashi calmed himself and just smiled. "I am sorry, Kabuto. But the reality is, Orochimaru doesn't think much of other people."

He wasn't overly worried about the weetiny attacker

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"Hmph!" Kabuto scowled at him, pushing his Sound headband up so it was actually on his head instead of hanging around his neck. It was huge on him, but it was still cute. "Mean." He curled up on Arashi anyway, though.

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And yes, that was too adorable for words. But not as adorable as him and Arashi all snuggly.

Wade snickered. "What are you? The child whisperer? You could be like a ninja Nanny 911!"

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Arashi shrugged and rolled his eyes. "I don't even know anymore."

He eyed the mini nemisis curled up on him. "Ahh Kabuto? Do big ninja curl up on their sensei?"

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"Nooo..." Kabuto replied reluctantly, getting up and climbing onto the couch to sit on Deadpool instead. He was just a little boy, afterall. He still liked being with people and cuddling.

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Deadpool sat there, giving Arashi a dirty look.

"So... You like cuddling, huh?"

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Arashi smirked and shrugged. "What?"

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