25 Unicorn Lane, Wednesday Afternoon

[mouthy_merc]

Why yes, the house was still filled with colorful balls and occasionally a certain red clad mercenary would wander off to dive into them, which did not make for the most threatening ambiance, but his office was still gone.

Stupid aliens, didn't even have the common decency to let themselves get shot by him.

And that thing was still at Arashi's house. He couldn't even watch TV there anymore!

This did not make for a happy Deadpool. No sirree.

He poked at the duct taped (Quite possibly the best adjective ever! Or is it an adverb? Oh, Schoolhouse Rock where are you when I need you?) figure, trying to get him to wake up so they could start the requisite fun happy threatening times. "Wakey wakey!"

[[OOC for a certain minion dater who knows who he is.]]

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

And, for some reason, that made Deadpool feel better about this kid dating Turtle. Strange that. "Good. Good. You just run along now and avoid those oranges."

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"Thanks. I'm doing the best I can," Jeff said, walking to the door, "But they're tenacious. You never know when you're going to end up in a room with a fruit arrangement. You've got to check for realism, it puts people off."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Well now, that just made Deadpool all hopeful. "Does that mean you break the fourth wall too?"

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

Jeff paused at the door. "I hadn't really thought of that," he said, philosophically.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"And now you will," Deadpool replied, nodding sagely. "Join me! Together we will break free from these comment boxes and take over!"

...Sometimes it was really best to ignore what he said. This? One of those times.

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"It's a bit like that television series about the seventies with the bloke who keeps talking at the camera, isn't it? You should teach a class," Jeff nodded. "I would TA that."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool stared.

Turtle needed to marry this boy. Now. Okay, not now as she was too young and that made stabby thoughts pop back up, but he was certainly on the list of okay to date. Like Alec.

"Maybe I will... Maybe I will."

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"Well, it's been nice meeting you," Jeff said, "But if I don't leave now I think my dog will come find me and, well, I don't really want to talk about it." He opened the door. "See you."