Office Hours, All day Wednesday

[mouthy_merc]

Wade had his legs up on his desk and was leaning back in his chair. The TV was on the shelf across the room and he was almost totally engrossed in the drama on it.

"Nuh-uh! She such a better runway model than her! Tyra, why are you so crazy?"

Yes, Deadpool was watching America's Next Top Model. If anyone asked he would claim it was for the hot chicks.

And because Janice Dickinson was like a horrible train wreck that one can not look away from.

The door was open in case any students needed him. Or wanted to bitch about cycle 2 of the show.

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[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle stopped by Mr. Deadpool's office after writing class and before heading back into work. She knocked on the open door, arching an eyebrow for the commentary on whatever he was watching.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Tearing his attention away from the models, Wade waved Turtle in. "Hey Turtle!"

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"Hey, Mr. Deadpool," Turtle moved in and took a look at the TV. "Hard at work, I see?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"You never know when knowledge of how to do a little turn on the catwalk could come in handy," He said seriously.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle prayed that the day she might need to know that would never, ever come.

"I have a question for you."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Ask away my little Turtle minion."

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"I want to start a business club, but I need an advisor," Turtle said. "Would you be interested? I asked Mr. Yuki already in class, but he was all weird about it and said, 'Sorry, Wexler, I can't, because I'm not nearly cool enough. You should try Mr. Deadpool. Besides, I'm too busy and important being a writer and teaching a crappy creative writing course to help young entrenpenuers. Blah blah blah, I've published twenty eight books and I've got an assassing for a room mate oh em gee' and then there was something about cotton candy or something and how important he is, because he published twenty eight books by the time he was twenty two, and that he doesn't have time for a girl who's just a little over half his age who's probably already made more money off of one stock than all of his books combined and owns half of the second most successful business in this town."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"I am much more awesome than him..." Wade pretended to think it over. "Will I have to do stuff?"

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle shrugged. "Be there, and more awesome than Mr. Yuki. Pretty easy stuff. Maybe sign a form here or there, which I'll actually be more than happy to forge if need be."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"I think I can handle that," Wade said, beaming with pride that she was willing to forge a teacher's signature. "Just let me know when to show up and I'll be there."

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle nodded. "Will do. Thanks, Mr. Deadpool."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Always happy to help the students!" He settled back into his seat to watch Janice destroy the new girls some more.

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

Aly leaned against the doorframe and shook her head sadly. "You'd join a rebellion against me, hmm?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Of course, I'm all about supporting the poor down trodden people who pay me enough money to help."

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"What makes you think Madrox is going to pay you 'enough' money?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Well not him him, but the older version of him should have enough money to pay for it," Wade replied, taking his feet of the desk. Because he was a gentleman like that.

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

Aly shook her head. "Mercenaries."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wade grinned and shrugged his shoulders. "I like to think of it as when capitalism meets warfare in a zany ABC comedy kind of way."

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"You're not wrong," she said with a wink.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Leaning forward on his desk, Wade rested his head in his hands and raised an eyebrow. It was odd how movements like that somehow showed up through the mask.

"Now, are you hear to punish me for siding with Madrox, or do you have a less naughty motive?"

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"Oh, no, that was about it," Aly replied. "As for punishment? I'll think of something."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Oooo! Very naughty," Wade said, giving a small shiver of antici... pation. "Now, will this be in the 'Ow my spleen' category of punishment or the 'Oo! Spank me harder!' type?"

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

She smirked. "That. Would be telling."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"But now I'm all a twitter," Wade replied. "You have to tell me."

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"Patience," Aly admonished him mischievously. "It'll do you good to learn some."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

(Patience from a hired killer with the self control of a five year old on a sugar high?)

"That," Wade said. "Is just cruel."

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

Aly turned to leave, shooting him a grin as she did so. "Yep."

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

Yondaime poked his head into Deadpool's office to ask about sparring that afternoon, but was completely distracted by the TV. This was... disturbingly fascinating. "What's this?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"America's Next Top Model," Wade replied. "Pull up a chair and watch. They're sassy!"

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"Sassy?" He smirked and did pull up a chair, watching in morbid fascination as Tyra showed everyone their best shots. "Wow, those are some amazing pictures!"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Wait for the crazy clown lady to rip their self esteem apart now."

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"Crazy clown lady...? ...Gah! I see!" He blinked at the screen. "She is kind of frightening!" That was enough to knock sense into him, to remember why he was there. "So right, this afternoon still okay for sparring?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Like looking into the abyss. If the abyss had a boob job, that is," Wade agreed. "Yup! Where are we meeting?"

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"That imagery is horrifying, but right on the mark," he shook his head to rid the picture from his mind.

"Uhh, the beach? I figure if we fight there, a majority of the damage we cause would be washed away at high tide."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Meet you there after school lets out?"

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"Sure, unless anything else comes up in between...." Yondaime trailed off and frowned at the television. "Oh man! Why did they cut her?! She's actually nice!"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"It's for the drama. They don't care about who would actually be a good model," Wade said, sounding more than a little bitter. His plan to kill the producers of this show was bumped up in importance.

[[ooc: I will be in class then, but I'll try to get access to a computer during break to ping in. SP like a big SP thing?]]

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"Well, I wonder if that's entirely true." Yondaime pointed out. "After all the other ones are good looking, just not as easy to work with."