Office Hours, All day Wednesday

[mouthy_merc]

Wade had his legs up on his desk and was leaning back in his chair. The TV was on the shelf across the room and he was almost totally engrossed in the drama on it.

"Nuh-uh! She such a better runway model than her! Tyra, why are you so crazy?"

Yes, Deadpool was watching America's Next Top Model. If anyone asked he would claim it was for the hot chicks.

And because Janice Dickinson was like a horrible train wreck that one can not look away from.

The door was open in case any students needed him. Or wanted to bitch about cycle 2 of the show.

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Ask away my little Turtle minion."

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"I want to start a business club, but I need an advisor," Turtle said. "Would you be interested? I asked Mr. Yuki already in class, but he was all weird about it and said, 'Sorry, Wexler, I can't, because I'm not nearly cool enough. You should try Mr. Deadpool. Besides, I'm too busy and important being a writer and teaching a crappy creative writing course to help young entrenpenuers. Blah blah blah, I've published twenty eight books and I've got an assassing for a room mate oh em gee' and then there was something about cotton candy or something and how important he is, because he published twenty eight books by the time he was twenty two, and that he doesn't have time for a girl who's just a little over half his age who's probably already made more money off of one stock than all of his books combined and owns half of the second most successful business in this town."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"I am much more awesome than him..." Wade pretended to think it over. "Will I have to do stuff?"

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle shrugged. "Be there, and more awesome than Mr. Yuki. Pretty easy stuff. Maybe sign a form here or there, which I'll actually be more than happy to forge if need be."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"I think I can handle that," Wade said, beaming with pride that she was willing to forge a teacher's signature. "Just let me know when to show up and I'll be there."

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle nodded. "Will do. Thanks, Mr. Deadpool."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Always happy to help the students!" He settled back into his seat to watch Janice destroy the new girls some more.