Office Hours, All day Thursday

[mouthy_merc]

After spending the rest of the night wandering around town after his date because he didn't want to go home and walk in on Yuki and Cotton Candy having sex on the kitchen table or something, Deadpool was tired.

So tired, in fact, he was sleeping on his desk as he waited for his new minions to show up.

Good thing he's such a light sleeper that someone coming in his office would wake him up.

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[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"No, that wouldn't make a difference to me," Arashi sighed and ran a hand through his hair, looking rather distressed. "I just got stuck with Kabuto."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

(Did I miss a recap page?)

"Aaaaaand Kabuto is...?"

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

Cue not happy Arashi.

He took a deep breath. "Kabuto is my TA, even though I didn't choose him to be, he just wormed his way in, all charm, smiles and a kunai in the back. He's from back home and happens to be the number one butt monkey to my worst enemy, who wants me dead.... If he knows I'm alive, which he probably does now."

Where Yondaime was learning these terms, you'd never know.... I guess T.V. does rot your brain.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

(Heh. Butt monkey.)

"So why don't you let him have an unfortunate accident? Like he accidentally fell on a couple dozen bullets."

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"Miho, down at the Sin suggested the same thing," Yondaime pondered. "Even offered to do it for me. I just don't know if it would actually do anything. The kid's scary in a fight."

Yes, Yondaime said he was scary.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Now that cause Wade to pause.

"What about a submachine gun? Can he survive a submachine gun?"

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"I don't know. Honestly I don't know fully what he's capable of," He paused and lounged slightly in the chair. "I know that he can mess up your nerves so that when you go to move your foot, your head tilts instead."

He sighed frustratedly. "Besides, I don't know if it's worth the headache the administration would cause if someone did take out a student."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wade gave him a sympathetic look. "Well, if you ever need help dealing with him outside the safety of school, let me know."

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

Yondaime chuckled. "Well good to know that I have two lethal assasins on my side."