Mainland - Hooters, Sunday Evening

[mouthy_merc]

There was never anything quite so appealing as a bar filled with women in tight shirts who served damn good hot wings.

Deadpool loved him some hot wings.

"I love me some hot wings," He said, as if to prove the narrative correct. Of course, he wasn't looking at wings. More at the white meat variety.

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[thepenetraitor.livejournal.com]

"Hot wings are good," Weasel said, distractedly, "But not as good as the wings on that-- left, Wade, by the bar!" Oh, man. He loved Hooters.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"The red head?" Wade said, craning his neck to see her.

[thepenetraitor.livejournal.com]

"D-cup. D-cup! C-cup." There was not a word that covered this much glee. "It's good being single..."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wade just nodded dumbly.

"I missed this."

[thepenetraitor.livejournal.com]

"Is there anything more beautiful than boobs, Wade?" he sighed, happily.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Beer. A shiny gun?"

[thepenetraitor.livejournal.com]

"You would think so," Weaz said, rolling his eyes a little bit, "Weaponry's your thing." Although he could go for some shiny, shiny tech. "So! Is the boobage that lacking on Fandom?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Unless you're into jailbait," Wade said sadly. "The hot bartender left."

[thepenetraitor.livejournal.com]

"As they inevitably do," Weasel said, partly just humoring him and partly actually sympathetic. "We need more booze."

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"And I can't even ogle them because I'm a teacher," Wade elaborated. "Those fun fantasies of naughty schoolgirls and teachers are less sexy once you think about it or have a teenage girl look up to you and threaten to gut their boyfriends if they hurt them."

[thepenetraitor.livejournal.com]

"You lack an awful lot of necessary estrogen in your life, Wade," Weasel said, solemnly, and equally solemnly flagged over a waitress with a D-cup, "Or boobs, anyway. Why do you think I'm still hanging around Hayden?"

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"Hey! He doesn't have boobs!" Because that storyline was never explored. "I mean, he could. But it would just look like a horrible male to female transsexual operation gone awry. So... just him normally, I guess."

[thepenetraitor.livejournal.com]

"... I was talking about two, or rather four, completely different reasons," Weasel elaborated, "...Two antisocially-sized mugs of beer, miss, and watch the wiggle... but thank you for putting that image in my head..."

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"I try." Wade sighed happily. "How are Sandy and Inez?"

[thepenetraitor.livejournal.com]

"Inez is still using Hayden's face for bullet practice, but she's good," he replied, grinning after the waitress's wiggle. "Sandi's fine... dealing with Tasky."

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"Those two need to just tonguekiss and get it over with."

[thepenetraitor.livejournal.com]

"Not while I'm around, please," Weaz warned. And thunk! Beer. "This place is awesome. So, no boobs, how else is life...?"

Hey, he was on Minsc's dime here. He could small-talk as much as he damn well wanted to.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"...I think Nate's trying to date me," Wade said, waiting of course for when Weasel was drinking.

[thepenetraitor.livejournal.com]

If it was a magnificent spittake he was waiting for, Weasel's was probably just a little below expectations.

"Don't say that," he muttered, scrambling for a napkin, "I'll owe the Cat money."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"I'm not saying to share that around," Wade replied, rolling his eyes. "Just that I think he's trying to do that without me noticing. I'm trying to figure out the why part now."

[thepenetraitor.livejournal.com]

"Just keep your voice down," Weasel hissed. "... I mean, what?"

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"I know! It's very suspect if you ask me."

[thepenetraitor.livejournal.com]

He had to take another sip of beer to deal with it. "Are you sure you're not just imagining things? I mean, I know you guys are kinda... um." Codependent, he didn't say. He figured Wade would fill in the blank with something that wouldn't get him stabbed.

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"Well... maybe. But this is just weird. And the people on radio keep calling it a date!"

[thepenetraitor.livejournal.com]

"Hey, you can have man-dates without actually dating!" Now Weasel was just affronted in his manly honour. "We used to go to the movies all the time!"

Okay, they watched porn in Weaz's apartment while he avoided eating too many snacks lest Wade stab him in the leg or something. Same diff.