Wade 'Deadpool' Wilson

There were many things one could expect to wake up to on any given day in Fandom. Having boobs, being someone else, in bed with a random person, having your ankle gnawed on by a damn fox--

Deadpool kicked slightly to deter said fox so he could cling to sweet sweet slumber. "G'way."

The gnawing stopped, but one thing he didn't quite expect did happen instead.

"I'm hungry."

That got him cracking an eye open at least. And then sitting up and staring. "Huh. Weren't you much smaller and not with the opposable thumbs?"

The woman just sighed and tried to bite him again. "I said hungry!"

[[Establishy, but open to housemate!]]