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When Deadpool woke up this morning, he was greeted to Tether's expectant look for food. Which was... new. But not too strange.

And no Nate.

It was a moment later that the entire weekend came back to him.

"I WAS SCOTT SUMMERS?!" This was probably audible to people a block away, so much was his disgust and horror. There would never be enough therapy in the world to black that out.

[[For that other Summers]]

Date: 2009-02-09 06:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com
Whoever Nate had been, last night, he'd tried to escape the country.

As such, Nate had woken up by the causeway with a headache and only some mild confusion.

He was now on his way back, and with a slight noise, the door gave way. "Wade."

Date: 2009-02-09 06:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"UNCLEAN!" Wade shouted in response, digging for freakin' steel wool under the kitchen sink.

Date: 2009-02-09 06:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com
Yeah, that was Wade.

Nate brushed further into the apartment. "I think we've survived another weekend," he said succinctly. "Wade?"

Date: 2009-02-09 06:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"I pined for your mooooom," Wade said plaintively. "There was manly brooding as only a Summers can! NEVER AGAIN!"

Date: 2009-02-09 06:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com
"Might want to put in a written request, next time," Nate said, with a vague little smile. Hey, at least he hadn't turned into War this time.

Date: 2009-02-09 06:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"I was a crappy version of your dad! THERE WAS AN EMMA HERE. I FEEL UNCLEAN."

Date: 2009-02-09 06:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com
"I don't need a shower," Nate offered him. "You'll get over it."

He was still smiling a little.

Date: 2009-02-09 06:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
Wade eyed him and his smile for a moment. "...are you on drugs?"

Date: 2009-02-09 06:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com
"No," Nate said, turning towards the kitchen, "Although you probably would've gotten another answer yesterday."

Date: 2009-02-09 06:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
Wade followed him at a safe distance. "Reeeeally?"

Date: 2009-02-09 06:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com
"Harry Pfarrer was a remarkably shallow, paranoid man," Nate volunteered, "But harmless. Do we still have any bacon...?"

Date: 2009-02-09 06:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"Are you really gonna just go back about your business after this?" Wade asked. And then added, "I think I fed it to Tether. Scott fed it to Tether. And talked about Jeeeeaaaaan."

Date: 2009-02-09 06:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com
"Harry was harmless. I don't see why I shouldn't repress like a motherfucker." He paused by the fridge. "...How are you feeling?" Other than all the horr and whatnot.

Date: 2009-02-09 06:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"I think I need to shower for a week to get rid of all that emo," Wade admitted easily. "But as long as I can punch Wolverine next time I see him, it'll be fine."

Punch him lots.

Date: 2009-02-09 06:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com
"I'll make sure Logan gets the message," Nate deadpanned. He opened up the fridge and rooted through it. "Do we have anything to eat?"

Date: 2009-02-09 06:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"Damn furball, taking over all the shows and movies," Wade grumbled. "Tether looked hungry!"

Date: 2009-02-09 06:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com
The fridge did look remarkably empty.

"JGoB," Nate said, sanely.

Date: 2009-02-09 06:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"And pizza," Wade suggested, going to flop on the couch. Which was pointier than he remembered. Reaching back behind himself, he fished out the picture of Nate and his parents. "IT WAS CREEPY, BEE TEA DOUBLE EWE."

Date: 2009-02-09 06:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com
"I don't think the pizza parlour is open yet," Nate pointed out. "And it's over."

Date: 2009-02-09 07:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"At least I was your dad from a universe where you didn't exist," Wade said, lucky for that, at least.

A beat.

"Although there was an evil Dom..."

Date: 2009-02-09 07:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com
"She always did have her moments," Nate said, vaguely. He had a feeling the Dom subject was not a good one to stick to, though.

Date: 2009-02-09 07:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"No, I mean, she was in the Brotherhood where ever that Scott was from. And Wolverine was inexplicably the team leader."

Date: 2009-02-09 07:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com
Logan? "Logan?" Nate asked, in a rare joining of thought and word.

Date: 2009-02-09 07:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
Wade nodded. "It was crazy bizarro world!"

Date: 2009-02-09 07:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com
"I think that might actually be a pretty accurate call," Nate said, refraining from making a face. "Stranger things have happened, though..." He sat down on the couch.

Date: 2009-02-09 07:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
Wade offered the picture. "Can we pretend the weekend didn't happen?"

Date: 2009-02-09 07:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com
"Sure," Nate said, taking it. He got back up to put it back where it belonged. "We should grab some breakfast."

Date: 2009-02-09 07:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"Oh, hell no! Things will remind me of your mom!"

Date: 2009-02-09 07:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com
Nate eyed him.

"I'll go grab some breakfast," he said.

Date: 2009-02-09 07:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
Wade just grinned and leaned over the couch toward him. "Loooove yooooooou."

Date: 2009-02-09 07:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com
Nate blinked.

Then shelved that away under Wade being Wade.

"Try to spend some time outside of the shower," he said, dryly, and kissed him.

Date: 2009-02-09 07:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
Which was good, because not even Wade noticed it yet. Because it had been a joke, helloooo.

"Bring me food!"

Date: 2009-02-09 07:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com
"Don't break my shower," Nate said, and got up for the door.

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