Office Hours, Monday

[mouthy_merc]

Deadpool was in his office, being... Vice Principaly. Or something.

He still wasn't entirely sure what that meant other than plotting to take over the island for some nefarious purpose. So he was reading horrible RPS again.

It was starting to be a habit here, people.


[[Warning: super SP until done with work!]]

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[icecoldfrost]

That just earned him another blank look.

"Right," she said crisply. "Do you know anything interesting, or are you just another sad rejected member? Since I'm rather sure your attire doesn't meet club standards."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"I prefer my reds. Black and white is very Frank Miller."

[icecoldfrost]

"You can't argue with the classics," Emma said smoothly. She didn't know what he was on about, but she was willing to humor him for this. "Have you considered updating your look? You seem very... Mummenschanz."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Have you thought about diamonds?" Deadpool replied cheerfully. Then, after a small pause, leaned over the desk. "Also? I've never been in that kooky club of yours. All that pseudo bondage gives me the willies."

[icecoldfrost]

"Of course I've thought about diamonds. I'm a girl. I like shiny things," Emma said slowly, like she was talking to a baby. Great. The crazy man was completely worthless. "I wish I could say this had been a pleasure, but we'd both know I was lying."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Have fun, Emma! TRY SEEING THE MAYOR! He'll love seeing you again."

[icecoldfrost]

Emma just gave him a Look. "Right," she said. "The mayor. I'll get right on that."

Or not. Because following the advice of a Crazy Man was a good idea.

"Thanks for the chat, darling," Emma called, sauntering out. "I was hoping you'd be more entertaining," or useful, "but I guess I'll just have to live with the crushing disappointment."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"And I was hoping for the mildly psychotic bitch we all know and love, but I guess I can live with the diet Coke version," Deadpool replied sweetly.