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Unlike certain people, Deadpool didn't have to scrub paint off his face.

...he had to scrub it off his mask. And it would not go the frick away. God help him, he was censoring his narrative despite the rage. There was something wrong! Where were the funny lil' symbols?!

(*@&$(@@!

Ahhh, much better.

But he was still stuck trying to pick paint out of fabric with a letter opener instead of doing important work. It was a fair exchange in his mind.

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Date: 2009-06-23 04:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com
"Sure that was this exact mask?"

"Maaask," Jan said, and promptly tried to tug it over her head.

Date: 2009-06-23 04:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"Yes!" No. "She's not even trying to put it on right, you know. Someone should show her how to start with the colorful costumes. Maybe give her a codename."

Date: 2009-06-23 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com
"She's not even two years old yet," Nate said, patiently, "Although spandex does have good armoring value..."

Date: 2009-06-23 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"Plus three against undead damage."

Date: 2009-06-23 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com
"I don't think we'll be facing another zombie infestation any time soon," Nate said, dryly.

Date: 2009-06-23 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"Give it time! We'll end up with crazy undead veggies soon."

Date: 2009-06-23 04:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com
Nate considered Jan, who was now, yes, chewing on the edge of Wade's mask while she tried to drape it over her head. "I think she can handle it."

Date: 2009-06-23 04:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
Wade eyed her as well. "Maybe we could compromise on her color scheme when that time comes."

Date: 2009-06-23 04:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com
Nate offered him the plastic cup of coffee without another word about it. "Blue."

Date: 2009-06-23 04:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"Red." He took the coffee easily before reaching under his desk for some whiskey.

Date: 2009-06-23 05:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com
"Nothing purple."

He glanced at Jan.

"At least now she's potty-trained."

Date: 2009-06-23 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"No more accidents?" Wade asked, giving her a proud look.

Date: 2009-06-23 08:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com
"So far," Nate answered for her.

Jan had brought the eye holes down to her eyes at last.

Date: 2009-06-23 10:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
Which was adorable and weird. "Are you putting down newspapers still? Just in case?"

Date: 2009-06-23 10:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com
"She's still got diapers, Wade," Nate said, dryly. "She's not a dog." He leaned back in his chair. "How's the workday been?"

Date: 2009-06-23 12:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"Boring," Wade said with a sigh. "I think I'mma teach next session."

Date: 2009-06-23 12:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com
"That might be an idea alright."

For Wade's sanity. Not so much the kids'.

"Any particular plans?"

Date: 2009-06-23 12:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"Oh, I'm sure something will come to me..."

That didn't help anyone there.

Date: 2009-06-23 12:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com
Pausing. There was some of that.

"It's the summer session," he said, finally, "You can probably cut loose."

He was... mostly sure, at this point, that Wade wouldn't blow anything up in the course of his classes.

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