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So. It was that time of year and there was a kid around. That meant Wade needed to teach Jan all the wonders of the saccharine sweet morals on TV this time of the year.

"Now, I was thinkin' of startin' you out with that wimp-ass It's A Wonderful Life where they never gave that guy his comeuppance for losing all their money. Because I'd choke a bitch," He said, fiddling with the DVD player as Jan sat perched on the couch with a very displeased fox in her arms. "Teach him to lose my money with a fist to the face."

Jan just giggled in agreement as someone was being silly.

He thought it best not to mention he totally would punch Jimmy Stewart in the face if he could.

"Not that The Grinch is much better, but... It's a kids classic."

[[For that guy who actually lives there. SP for great justice]]

Date: 2009-12-14 06:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com
"No." Nate glanced at the leaflet. "But Jean overextended her powers in the process. It's likely that's what's pulling Phoenix here."

Date: 2009-12-14 06:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"Fun times," Wade replied, making a face. "I'm warnin' Cap, eff why eye. Since he's the only other person here who will get it."

Date: 2009-12-14 06:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com
"He should see me," he noted. "We need to be prepared in case Phoenix does manifest."

He picked up the phone. "Hello--? I'd like to place an order..."

Date: 2009-12-14 06:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"Gotcha," Wade shot back, carefully stopping Max's escape. "Get extra ham!"

Date: 2009-12-14 06:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com
"Two Meat Lover's..."

Honestly, it wasn't like Nate really needed the brochure. They ate the same thing every time.

Date: 2009-12-14 06:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"And those salady things for Jan!" Wade reminded him.

...yeah. They were that married couple.

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