Wade 'Deadpool' Wilson

Deadpool started digging under the couch for his stash of booze. Why exactly he hid alcohol there was anyone's guess. After a few moments and a couple times bumping his head, he emerged with several bottles of booze. "We," He told Arashi with exaggerated seriousness. "Are getting drunk. And then I might go and burn down a church."

Arashi smirked and rolled his eyes as Deadpool scrounged under the couch and smacked his head. "The getting drunk I understand, but I'm kind of foggy on the burning of the church. Wouldn't that be the same as burning the shrine of a god?" He really didn't want to get any gods pissed at him.

( NWS and filled with dubious words such as lube... )


[[ooc: Not for interaction, preplayed over e-mail with konoha_flash. And I'm still in shock that I wrote Deadpool smut. I blame Fandom so very much for this.]]