Office Hours, Monday

[mouthy_merc]

So, Deadpool had some chicken. And access to the internet.

Someone should not allow him to combine the two after finding this website. Because now all he was doing was dancing to the horrible, horrible commercial. Hey, it was a step up from Dora the Explorer, okay?

Just be glad for that.

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[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

"IT'S CHICKEN!" cryeth the Jan, followed by a familiar loud, mutant sigh.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Is this take your guyfriend's kidnapped messiah kid to work day?" Wade just hadta ask.

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

"Something like that," Nate said, in that cryptic way that he had, and set the child down so she could rush for Wade's legs. "She got tired of Dora."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

And get a pat on the head for it. "Well, sometimes kids like to see exciting things. Like a grown man, dancing for your entertainment."

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

Jan rather enthusiastically attempted to scale Wade's legs. "I wanna see DANCING," she announced.

Nate just pulled up a chair. "She was fairly adamant."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Well, Nate dances better." Wade. That was a baaaad thing to say.

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

Jan burst out in giggles and pulled on the fabric of Wade's shirt as she crawled up onto his lap. "Dance!"

"I'm not doing the robot," Nate said. Dryly.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"He's doin' the robot," Wade assured her, helping with the climb. "With laser eyes."

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

"No, I'm not the dancing type," Nate said, shooting him a look. "Except the lethal kind."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wade covered her ears. "Language, Nate. Language. We do not say dancin' type."

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

"You've been saying a lot worse around her."

Jan squirmed.

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"...Look, she needs to know plenty of cursewords if she's gonna be a possible messiah," Wade insisted. "And possibly learn to make some up."

Like Wade did!

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

"Then you can hardly criticize my vocabulary," Nate said, dryly. On Wade's lap, Jan finally gave in and tucked herself neatly up against Wade's chest. "If you want dancing, you'll have to do it yourself..."

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"And that is why I'm the awesome person who helps raise her," Wade pointed out.

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

"Dad's cooler," Jan said, shooting Nate an adorable miniature glare.

"Sure," Nate said. Dryly.

[ivejustinvented.livejournal.com]

Taking a break in discovering the next breakthrough in horrible convenient foods, Farnsworth was shuffling down the hall and could hear the merriment and simply joy radiating out of the vice principal's office, along with the jaunty 24-bit music.

Of course, he couldn't let such pure happiness continue to live. He poked his head in through the door.

"Bea Arthur is dead!"

And, with that, he shuffled off, back to work, humming, because he may have succeeded in killing fun, but he could not avoid being earwormed.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

WHY MUST YOU KILL ALL JOY.