Wade 'Deadpool' Wilson

It was the beginning of the school year once again and there were many important things for Deadpool to take care of. Paperwork and all that fun... stuff.

"Swiper, no swiping!"

Sadly, that was not what he was doing.

And there wasn't even a kid there to explain why he might be watching a certain kid's show in his office and getting really into the storyline. That goddamn fox.

[[...open and blamed on boobs_and_bombs.]]

Nodding off during CNN wasn't reeeaally new with Deadpool. Not in the slightest. Because, well, it was boring. Maybe if they were watchin' something fun like Fox News and drinking every time someone mentioned socialism or Nazis...

Oh, Glenn Beck. Cry moar.

But when he had a weird dream about waking up with Vanessa, that was where he was almost sure this was a set up for some kooky flashback issue. Or an attempt to rehash old trauma for fun and profit.

God damn you, Dan Way. Damn you to hell and back again!

So, upon waking to the soothing tones of the Daily Show, it was understandable that he was just a wee bit frowny at this.

[For that guy]

There were certain things that meant it was Sunday morning in this household that Deadpool was a part of only by virtue of having people move into his house when he wasn't there. AGAIN.

Coffee? Check.

Overly sugary cereal? Check.

Small child watching a show about a talking dog? Check.

"Ya know, this isn't even decent for the parents to watch. Can'tcha pick something with more subtle humor that I'll enjoy and have to explain to you when you're older and then you'll be horrified that there was that joke in a beloved childhood show?" Deadpool asked.

Jan gave him a look she probably learned from Cable before turning back to the TV. "My TV time."

She was evil.

[[For the guy who lives there]]

Oh, bandwagoning. It is the fun!

Those still on Island (Except for Black Bolt):

( That guy in the pajamas... )


( That surly copper... )


( That smug ginger... )



( That player person... )

There were some perks to waking up as a seven year old. Boundless energy, super stealth capabilities, water guns suddenly held an interest...

But that also meant he was too short to reach the best cereal. Yes, even if he climbed up on the counter top.

So, there he was. Poking at the idiot in bed to get him up. "I'm huuuungry."

[[For that guy!]]

Deadpool was busy today. And no, not just because he was trying to find a TV signal. That was yesterday. Today he was putting up posters around town.

( Cut for Size )

Yes, in the snow. Up hill both ways. With barbed wire around your feet for traction. He was just that hardcore.

[[Establishy! Poster made by the awesome raspberryturk who wins at life]]

So. It was that time of year and there was a kid around. That meant Wade needed to teach Jan all the wonders of the saccharine sweet morals on TV this time of the year.

"Now, I was thinkin' of startin' you out with that wimp-ass It's A Wonderful Life where they never gave that guy his comeuppance for losing all their money. Because I'd choke a bitch," He said, fiddling with the DVD player as Jan sat perched on the couch with a very displeased fox in her arms. "Teach him to lose my money with a fist to the face."

Jan just giggled in agreement as someone was being silly.

He thought it best not to mention he totally would punch Jimmy Stewart in the face if he could.

"Not that The Grinch is much better, but... It's a kids classic."

[[For that guy who actually lives there. SP for great justice]]

So, Deadpool was in his office, preparing for class.

Don't laugh.

Okay, so he was actually just messing around on Facebook. He was going to send a mango tree to everyone he knew!

So, it was the perfect time for a very small gremlin to show up under his desk. The last time he'd been bitten, he thought he was Wolverine. But, like, an even crappier version of Wolvie. So, maybe this time it would be less horrible? Right?

Right?

[[Establishy]]

Okay, so I shall be heading off to the wilds of Seattle tomorrow and therefore... my availability is fail. But I am back on Sunday in case there is any desperate need for me.

Yes, I too doubt this will happen.

But there we go.

People who can mod my rag tag group of animals already know who they are so yay for them. I fully expect bows and ribbons and various cruel things on them before my return. Wish me luck and not getting sick on the flight!

spring_lost has to go to the emergency dentist after a nasty fall early this morning for her, late tonight for many of us here in the land of real timezones. Hopefully everything will be alright, but she might not be around very much for a little while.